A load of laughter for the hunt
2008-06-05
A HUNTER visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My wife.” *Two hunters are on the hunt. One went to relieve himself behind a bush, and was bitten on his crucial organ by a snake. He yelled to his friend for help, who then in turn rushed to their vehicle and sought help on the CB-radio. He eventually located a doctor and explained the situation to him. “No problem,” said the doctor. “All you must do is cut a small cross on the bite and suck out the poison.” He then returned to his friend who was now in agony. “What did the doctor say?” he asked. “You’re going to die,” replied his friend. *Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read “BEAR LEFT”, so they went home. *A big game hunter is someone who’s lost his way to the match. *What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies. *What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? ‘Let us prey.’
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