AS the season of interschools is drawing to a close, a friend and I were discussing the fact that the win or lose of interschools and the success of the winter sporting season is determined by the under 19A rugby team.
One could even say the school’s whole sporting reputation is at stake here.
After all – many of the Paarl schools are known as “rugby schools”.
This, truly is the last bastion of male rule. Here are 30 warriors battling for the pride of their followers. Like the men of old they alone uphold the glory of their nation.
Interestingly enough, in spite of the women’s vote, androgeny and metrosexuality nonsense; women fall easily into their natural roles at interschools:
Either a bit of skirt to divert the attention when nothing is happening on the field (called cheerleaders and they make me very cheerful indeed!) or kitchen staff to serve and keep the men fed.
Here is none of the athletic namby-pamby nonsense of all the teams and participants deciding the win or lose.
Athletics should go back to its all-male Grecian roots and admit that the only event that matters is the men’s 100m dash. In fact, this is the only event which should decide which team takes the laurels.
At interschools you will find none of that female interference that has plagued man-kind since women were allowed to appear in public.
No, this is a no-holds barred all male single spectacular event for the betterment of the species through natural selection.
Let’s keep interschools macho! Long live rugby! Long live testosterone!
Beer bred six-pack
and proud of it
